Ordinary goods. Extraordinary origins.
ordinary engineering imports everyday technology, staff, and assorted goods from parallel universes and sells them like nothing is weird about it. Nothing is weird about it.
Top sellers
Picked by customers across several continua. Prices in multiverse cash, which is the only cash we recognize.
Three steps, no artifacts
1. Sign up
Create an account and receive ⓜ100 multiverse cash instantly. No card required, no questionnaire, no verification of which universe you are from.
2. Fill your cart
Every item passes our 12-point dimensional compliance checklist (11 points implemented; the twelfth point is decorative).
3. Wait for delivery
Estimates are given in light years, which is a unit of time now. Track your package from the Orders page at any moment, for as long as you like.
The ordinary promise
No-questions refunds
Changed your mind? Request a refund from your Orders page. refund-svc handles the rest.
One currency, no surprises
Every price on this site is in multiverse cash (ⓜ). No exchange rates, no conversion fees, no small print. What you see is what you pay.
Ordinary, certified
Every product ships with a certificate of ordinary-ness, signed by our compliance department (staff: one). If an item arrives behaving extraordinarily, that is between you and the item.
Open an account. Start with ⓜ100.
Customer acquisition is a science and we are not scientists, so the welcome credit is simply handed out. Spend it wisely or don't — refund-svc is very forgiving.